Ego Deflation

So I get an email from a friend of mine and she matter-of-factually says she has found patterns to crochet DnD Dice.

I happened to find a d20 crocheted here, and though range of emotions rampaged through my head and a mix of tears and deranged laughter in the style of a manga anime fought to gain measure against my senses.

However...

Though I will not recant my earlier loss of sense in, "I Couldn't Help My Self".
I believe a crochet needle has managed to deflate my ego.

R. William Holzkopf Jr.